Charlie Puts Alan in a Bind | Two and a Half Men

(00:02) Alan arrives late, and Charlie asks him where he’s been.

(00:10) Alan mentions that he’s been working late, seeing a patient named Roger who had back problems.

(00:23) Charlie notices Alan is lying and asks why.

(00:40) Alan admits he’s been with another woman, but Charlie mocks him, saying he already has a young girlfriend and is still cheating on another.

(01:11) Alan clarifies that he hasn’t slept with the other woman, but is dating Jake’s teacher. They just talk.

(01:44) Alan describes that he has a lot in common with the teacher: she’s divorced, has a son, and enjoys reading and theater.

(01:56) Charlie suggests Alan should take the teacher to a museum and have sex in the bathroom.

(2:16) Alan expresses that if he’s not having sex, he doesn’t consider it cheating, but he feels guilty.

(2:23) Charlie tells him he feels guilty because he’s an idiot and explains that monogamy is a myth created by wives to protect their interests.

(2:30) Charlie concludes by suggesting that Alan should just have sex with the teacher.